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Men get and forget Women give and forgive

Linus is like a wigwam,no windows,no gates and an apache inside...

File not found! Nobody leaves the room!

What do I miss about my wife? Her absence.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let her sleep.

How do frogs die ? They Ker-mit suicide.

Idiot (id-ee-it) n.- One who disagrees with you.