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I said no to drugs, but they did nog listen!

I am still single, my parents-in-law were not able to have children.

Being nuts or crazy is inheritable, you get it from your children.

Lots of people stop working once they found a job

I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.

Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...

Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.