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Be quiet in the classroom, respect the fact that others sleep!

Like a rose withers, so is our relationship withering ...

I started out with nothing... and I still have most of it!

3 monkeys escaped from the zoo ... one was caught watching tv ... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

As long as they pretend to pay me, I pretend I am working.

10.000 new jobs ... all tax inspectors?!

Mistakes have been made, others will be punished.