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Sorry, the fuckmachine is out of order, so fuck yourself and save a quarter.

Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money!

Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good

I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass.

I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.

Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs and whats in between.

Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!