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I like your style. I like your class, but most of all i like your ass.

I love you in blue. I love you in red but most of all. I love you in bed.

Roses are red, Pickles are green. I love your legs and whats in between.

Humpty Dumpty fucked a fat whore, Humpty Dumpty blew on the floor. All the kings horses & all the kings men, laid the slut down & fucked her again!

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game!

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly. Wine can kiss a frosted glass. But u my friend can kiss my ass!

How women think about sex:At 8 ignore it,Age 18 experience it,Age 28 look 4 it,Age 38 ask 4 it,Age 48 beg 4 it,Age 58 pay 4 it,Age 68 pray it,Age 78 4get it