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Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...

Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.

I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.

Do you know what the word FUCK means? F - 4ever love you; U - unhappy without you; C - care about you; K - kiss you, so FUCK you my dear!!!

You only live once, but if you live right the once is enough...

If I had a wish,Id wish to be your tears.To be born in your eyes,live on your cheeks,die on your lips.But if you were my tears,Id never cry in fear of losing you

I have 2 eyes to see you, I have 2 ears to hear you, I have 2 hands to catch you, I have 2 lips to kiss you, but I have one heart to love you.